Do NOT throw away my Cereal!

Why do we have to do Whole30? Why do we have to do Whole30? Why do we have to do Whole30? Lulu (my cousin) does not have to do Whole30? Why are you taking our food out of the pantry?

Do NOT throw away my cereal. As soon as we are done with Whole30 I am having cereal and milk for breakfast again. I am going to have crackers and yogurt too! When will you make me a cake again? ~Claire (4 years old)