Ethan's Pearls of Wisdom

I don't really like Whole30 because I don't get to eat ice cream. What I do like about Whole30 is the chicken tenders that my mom made tonight. We have to eat a lot of fruits and vegetables on Whole30. I would rather just eat fruit. My mom always wants me to eat my vegetables. The vegetables that she tries to make me eat that I don't like are avocados, tomatoes and cauliflower. The vegetables that she tries to make me eat that I like are carrots, broccoli and I will eat spinach if it is in my eggs with ham. My mom says that I will feel better if I eat good food. What does that even mean? I always feel good. I think I feel better when I can eat cookies. Whole30 is over in 3 days and I am eating cookies! ~Ethan (5 years old)